~ghost-trip

18 and under means you're NOT stupid

[ ] You don't speak english and used one translator to read some things
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out/off of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed out loud, then people gave you weird looks.
[X] You have ran into a tree.
[x] It is possible to lick your elbow
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[ ] You just tried to sing them.
[X] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit.
[x] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
[X] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice
[X] You just looked at it
[x] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[x] People have called you slow.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You've fallen asleep in class.
[ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice"
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug.
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, hair or pocket.
[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[ ] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
[X] The word "umm" is used many times a day.